Stuff 2024

ok, The original Arts Hole - international pop up initiative CCA-the revised ' catalogue ' of products and services 2024 ....

The Arts Hole Fine Art Division :

The Arts Hole Design Dept.

the Arts Hole Legal Deoartment :

The Arts Hole Trading Co.

The Arts Hole Funny Farm :

The Art's Hole Mining Co.

The Valerio Institute of Alternative Learning :

The Arts Hole - band wagon :

The Mild Mannered Militia :

The Sect of The Wandering Dervishes:

The Arts Hole Savings and Loan :

courses and workshops :

the Arts Hole - Art B+B

the original Arts Hole - a rose by any other name .... all rights reserved and all copyrights protected under international copyright

You should have been a goat herder 😆

The original Arts Hole - Legal Department Decrees .... Bring me the man / woman / they / them / it , that would proclaim to be in charge and therefore liable .... i have some fucking questions for you 😁

we all know the age old adage " beware of wolves in sheeps clothing " - but these days im far more concerned about sheep dressed up and pretending to be wolves - neck tattoos and whey powder make you a wanker mate, not a fucking warrior - you look like what you are , a pantomime - you look like the matrix, wild wild west , pirate's of the Carribbean and mad max having an emotionally unstable identity crisis .... years ago the Ken's and Barbie's were supposed to be the mainstream , then it was skinny internet kids dressing up as lumberjacks ...these days its you ' not so alternative - alternative scene ' 😆

Warning : the Original Arts Hole - Volatile if Shaken : Danger ....stuff that in your " Stonehouse " 😤

Online dating and cattle markets

A very Good Evening to you ☺️ Ha ha ha ...no that doesn't include you 😆 During both Brexit and COVID there was obvious online traffic limitations in place ( which is unfortunate because it inhibited what can be demonstrated during usual trade , on the basis of the dinosaurs alone a regular trade of about 10k per month 😆 hence the loss of earnings ticket prices that have been formulated for the legal processes ) So it was an observable impact - of course my observations on this were running long before , any of the actual stuff came out about the twitter files or any of that stuff ... I ran an experiment during the Brexit issue concerning algorithmic response to try to isolate any opportunities to undermine the apparent censorship ...and as they say , sex sells - all I did was create a bunch of profiles across platforms and measured the traffic responses - it got a little weirder during the COVID era so I ran the same experiment to determine again , whether the censorship algorithm was still limited to the obvious social media outlets ...but the shut down was much more thorough .... I've made extensive notes and in conjunction with my now extensive legal complaint system against ...well pretty much everybody 😆 it makes for compensation claims against some internet giants and the half baked home office too 😆 I hope that clarifies it a little ... I did as you know - begrudgingly use it as a social interaction platform during the end of lockdown - that's when our paths crossed ... But you know from subsequent conversations I personally believe these days that 90 % of the profiles on these sites are just the same 200 assholes in 6 month rotations ....like a STD recycling centre, like the clubbing and bar scene in plymouth .... And as I have caricatured in conversation - in my mind 190 of the 200 are an equivocal scene to the end of the night at a two bit night club - you got the fat guys that's had too much to drink and wants to go home with anyone - and the timid fat chick that has finally worked up surpressed sexual intent that she wants to go home with anyone but the drunk guy - the desperate hangers on - lingering long after the lights have come on and the glasses are being collected 😆 I know that's a long winded roundup - but I might use that write up on an online profile sometime 😆 Only 90% remember 😆....at the end of the pandemic , in a village where I didn't know anyone , with online presence at it's absolute lowest and social isolation really apparent after the previous years worth of drama ....even i was there in a genuine capacity .... As a matter of odds there would have to be some wheat among the chaff 😆 but other than the occasional genuine newbies, its nothing but a shitty bingo lottery at a damp reeking caravan park with nothing , nothing but losing balls ...

The Braying Herd

Just doing some keyword research and porn related search terms are in the top 5 in every territory worldwide (more searches for porn than weather!). Universal credit is 19th term in UK. I’m trying not to be sad for the World but… 🥺

Ha ha ha - yeah, I know all about it 😬 I have done some experiments to this effect - I used to use online dating platforms as a bit of a shady way of generating additional online interactions at various intervals ... Honestly there is grounds to despair - but in the words of some fictitious character ...... ' there is still good left in this world , and it is worth fighting for ' ....I have just enough ' faith ' to agree with the sentiment in the statement 🙃

The Arts Hole Legal Dept.

a little over a year ago a bunch of lunatics did some additional damage to our already damaged , basket case of an economy ( which has been runnung on fiction since the 1970's ) and as a result i thought i woukd run an experiment - if Lizzy Truss can be a prime minister, if boris Johnson can be a prime minister , if Donald trump can be a president ...if all of this makes sense , corroborated rational sense to some ethereal ' man in charge ' ....well then my pet Rabbit can be a legal representstive !! the original trial of this experiment yielded various results - the better aspects , other people were begining to trial similar principles and as such the rogue actions of a single loony suddenly has the creedence of crowd backed populism , the seeming currency of our age - a burgioning ' movement ' not so easily dismissed as a lone nutter ! the worst results of the ' experiment ' - your girlfriend steals your legal advisor and pet rabbit , throws herself amid a creepy pack of predators, on the insistence of a crack head bar fly , a bunch of morris dancing freemasons and a couple of angry gays .... " did a cross dressing socialist just poach my girlfriend whike she was going through a head stew of medication changes ? .....politics 🙄 " so a mixed bag of results, never one to be easily perturbed by inconvenient odds or adversities... the original Arts Hole Legal Dept. Mark 2

kindly direct all correspondence concerning trivialities such as taxes and such to .... mr Bruno - the Arts Hole Legal Dept. the Arts Hole Funny Farm. Holes Hole - west Devon but do bare in mind ,the billing rate for mr bruno is the same as my own - the original Arts Hole - approx £180 per hour as a base rate ... so you have to pay me £180 per hour ,well mr bruno £180 per hour , to teach him to read and write to a sufficient level before negoiations can even begin 🤔 stuff that in your standard procedure.

Airing Dirty Laundry ...innum 😁

" 101 Reasons to choose a vocation in the creative industries " Haggard Just isnt even the word for it .... The Original Arts Hole - above and beyond the call of duty ...." seize the means of production !? Pfffft , I AM THE MEANS OF EFFING PRODUCTION ! "

so i advertise a thing between 16:00 - 20:00 , but kick everyone out that actually found their way down before 18:00 so i can go and have my dinner ... covered some excellent ground though this week , gonna be a bit contentious next weekend for the bank holiday ...i promise you that !! whether you are looking for a favour or a fight - come say ' Hi ' x

the Original Arts Hole Vs Boris Johnsons brexit Britain, Plymouth city council, a pack of village idiots and my former mother in law - Stuff This In Your Eligible Funding Criteria 😁

we accept- Gold - Silver - Yachts - Classic cars snd motorcycles - Real Estate ....and even those funny plastic notes they give us to play with .... The original Arts Hole -" a rose by any other name ...."

Shadow ban - before it was cool

...Sigh , I can wholeheartedly relate to the distracting thoughts of sunnier shores 🙄 I've accepted your friend request on the Facebook thing , bare in mind that I am often subject to shadow ban - I don't have any if the important stuff taken down as ' false information ' and despite the aggressive accusations that get thrown around ... I have yet to have anyone dare try to offer rebuttal through public discourse It has to be said though , likes on my content can sometimes render a sort of contact shadow ban it seems - memes are fine , other than the limited audience , but definitely avoid engaging with the strong stuff 😆 It's a silly thing , I noticed it at several junctures ....the Brexit referendum the traffic just went haywire , again during COVID, and now I'm in this weird pitched battle against government and international mining concerns its at it again ....despite the legal complaint regarding ' negative effects on trade and loss of earnings ' I've got a freedom if information request pending with the home office now just to see the extent of the red flag that's been assigned to my online presence ...I don't imagine that'll go anywhere , but it's an interesting piece of circumstance that does hold weight in the other parallel complaints Ha ha , to be fair , in hindsight ...I think it would have served me better to have stayed a little smaller and flown a little lower , but we are where we are and the compensation claims are meaty enough that I can not worry too much about affecting trade , but I feel I'm in a bit of a privileged position in that regard , I doubt many would have been quite as tenacious as I have been with it all - it's quite the legal limbo that I exist in these days 😆 Well it used to be completely infuriating when I was actually trying to run social media advertising campaigns ...these days a find it quite ratifying , borderline numerous - hence my near aversion to bothering with it I do often use the timeline as a kind of public record though - and I've still got a couple of volunteers that pump out a few intermittent memes just to keep the profiles active , but I don't put a lot of stock into yielding actual targeted sales or exposure though ... I tentatively kick out a bit of content just to test the periphery of the limitations , but at charged times it's not worth getting irate about ... Even tik tik now ....I think the American senate has just passed a bill to ' ban ' tik tok though so it will be interesting to hear any observations you have about obvious reduction of certain content in the platform I've kicked out a few little messages to key individuals about Friday and bank holiday weekend though ...and it seems we might get a bit of footfall for the bank holiday , so that's looking positive regardless of limited post reach 🙂

Won't somebody say something sensible ...

... Unpopular opinion I'm sure : Personally , I've never felt the need to have my shopping delivered , it's a satisfying endeavour to acquire the goods that one requires by self determined missions 🤔 it also occured to me many years ago that I would consider it an affront to my self worth to be propositioned by some admin in a jobcentre ' would you like to do someone else's shopping for minimum wage ?' It also occurs to me ....the amount of range rovers that have been acquired by the darlings in the suburbs since all those furlough kick outs have been of huge detriment to both road surfaces and ease of access and egress along these quant country lanes that are surely deserving of preservation in this mad and unbridled age of progress ! The amount of people that would choose to live on the outskirts of the disastrously managed urban areas , only to commute in haste with a phone in one hand and a coffee in the other whilst driving the commute to some basket case administrative position in the imposed mania of the commuter rush , might consider an alternative lifestyle 🤔 I wonder what the protocols were , in days gone by - presumably tractors and bridges managed perfectly well prior to our current age of escalated insanity ....the mind boggles 😆 Live and work in the rural way , or bog off somewhere that would be closer to your point of ' gainful employment ' or the conveniences you vie for at the expense of these now rare oasis's of colloquialism..... Food for thought 🤔

Poly Ticks

" have you ever thought of running for public office Mr Valerio ? " " ive been asked that a few times , no mate , although i do spend a fair bit of time critiziing those that woukd and indeed are - which I do reflect on myself , as being a bit hypocritical - but no , i dont want to proclaim to be in charge of any aspect of what you people are doing - i think this is an age of dangerous mania , fuelled in part by our juvenile relationship with this digital technology in what is now an international community in direct and instant contact with each other , something brand new , coupled with our seemingky progressive and possibly encouraged digital addiction is extraordinarily dangerous , if i was to run for publuc office they would steal my ideas and still stone me to death , fuck these people man ....although having said that i do have a little more faith in humanity than i let on , i just think in our current state , under our current influences , in our current mania , subject to our current myriad manupulations , weve twisted our actual capacity right up , weve fucked up sure and in the process weve fucked ourselves up, but i don't think we are beyond ' redemption ' i think we wre still fundamentally capable of rekindling our sense of humainity , if we were a little less ' governed ' by assholes - youve made some money , youve had a laugh and youve taken the piss now fuck off !! sure , there woukd be fallouts and feuds , little disputes over land , but i think , by abd large people would strive to maintain a kind of peace , marauding gangs , i just don't see it , the only people that do that these days are the fuckin politicians and thier careerist little bitch sicophants "

For fuck sake !!

apparently its 4:20 - i dint think snyone really understands where the smoking connotation originated from , but the world over has adopted this anericanized holiday for pot heads ... i know i go on about this stuff alot , but with goid reason .... so this fucking nudge outfit in Stonehouse in plymouth - this rank corporation funded , property development drive to recoup and reinvigorate investment into this part of town that the council has forgotten about for the last 20 years - but now theres corporate backing , and there is funding to be had - ( if you look at my recent post about economics - this is how this whole crack head batch of degenerate horse shit will slowly evolve into the social credit score for the inhabitants of the dubious 15 minute city they are trying so desperately to trap you in - funding for the well behaved boys and girls - the busy bodies - the prefects of this indoctrination program ) the Valerio Institute of Alternative Learning - setting precendents for a bunch of wankers to bastardize with their own distinct lack of originality....despite all the flack and smokescreen politics ....is still a thing - but a slightly more independent venture than all of this weird kiss ass culture of sucking up and sicophantry ! which i guess is why nudge will be hosting the eden project - for fuck sake !! now the original Arts Hole - were aligned to collaborate with eden over a decade ago - when the valerio institute of alternative learning were actually doing something other than asking for dot guvs permission to do things !! the shitty old warehouse we turned into a bespoke arts and community engagement facility at the time was being assualted by the ridiculous adminz ... was , among other things - demonstrating my own reruraluzation design and conversion principles regarding production and self reliance as well as clever designs that intergrated the very radical concept at the time of utilizing urban areas for things beyond the zoning allocations as permitted by those same ridiculous adminz ... and part of that collaborative edged project was to demonstrate the capacity for otherwise disused urban areas to be used as produce rendering opportunity - as part of those original discussions with Tim Smit at the time - i would trade a dinosaur day down at eden project in exchange for some tropical varietals of food producing flora that we would then intergrate into the demonstration of the urban farm aspect of the original design - dear nudge you fuckin pathetic bunch of crowd pandering old dogs - mindful artness or whatever the fuck you call yourselves - thats a red faced alcoholic old slapoer if ever i saw one now , dont get me wrong - we at the valerio institute of alternative learning are perfectly busy with plenty of things - from conservation concerns - to human habitation and urban development issues - farming and agricultural policy formation and even ecological mining concerns - across various countries ...especially this little spit of land in the arsehole corner of boris johnsons brexit britain ... so when i catch wind of the rumour that - plymouth city council and its masquerade of community concern , keep trying to rip off , pretty much anything i have ever done with this corporate dot guv horseshit - it irks me a little , cant any of you fuckin people come up with anything on your own - or should i just formailize the arts hole legal department into an official law firm and spend the next ten years suing the absolute shit out of your lack of originality - are yiu that determined to piss me off that i have to take time away from my many ulterior interests to actually fuck you people up ?? how about , if you are going to get into this level of blatant plaigerism - you , at the very least request my begruded input - i would rather offer insight and suggestion than just have your band of halfwits fuck up what was originally a good idea .... ill be back in your retarded little back water on the 27th of this month - and in retaliation to your guff , ill host a little thing down at the studio in the almer yard - quite frankly i dont even want any of you simpletons to waste my time with your partially formed queries but quite frankly , you have made it abundantly clear , that if you are just left to your own devices and egos , you just fuck shit up ....so you should probably pop along !! what a fuckin bunch - you almost encourage me to increase my scale of disdain for this pathetic and dangerous herd animal and side with the wef to just thin the fuckin crowd of you useless fuckin eaters , self promoters , wankers , morons mooks and moochers ....