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Forged from Waves, Weather and Adversities ...' An Excessive portfolio,ranging from Architectural projects to Sculpture to Paintings in all mediums, but the real 'accomplishment' is the vivid 'signature' works in watercolour which express all manner of subjects in meditative mandalas that are immediately distinguishable. The level of design and precision makes these immaculate pieces colossal' .....but whatever x www.artsbyvalerio.webs.com Check out facebook Page Which has a link to the online shop /Twitter and all that Jazz always Artby ( Art-By Valerio ) Valerio.... ABV 100% / Artby/ Designby/Tutorialsby/ Innovationsby/Adventureby/Rebellionby/ Art By Valerio ABV100% since 2006 ' well, probably mad as a brush ! but the works rather good ! '

Tuesday, 21 May 2024

Stuff 2024

ok, The original Arts Hole - international pop up initiative CCA-the revised ' catalogue ' of products and services 2024 ....
The Arts Hole Fine Art Division :
The Arts Hole Design Dept.
the Arts Hole Legal Deoartment :
The Arts Hole Trading Co.
The Arts Hole Funny Farm :
The Art's Hole Mining Co.
The Valerio Institute of Alternative Learning :
The Arts Hole - band wagon :
The Mild Mannered Militia :
The Sect of The Wandering Dervishes:
The Arts Hole Savings and Loan :
courses and workshops :
the Arts Hole - Art B+B
the original Arts Hole - a rose by any other name .... all rights reserved and all copyrights protected under international copyright

You should have been a goat herder 😆

The original Arts Hole - Legal Department Decrees .... Bring me the man / woman / they / them / it , that would proclaim to be in charge and therefore liable .... i have some fucking questions for you 😁
we all know the age old adage " beware of wolves in sheeps clothing " - but these days im far more concerned about sheep dressed up and pretending to be wolves - neck tattoos and whey powder make you a wanker mate, not a fucking warrior - you look like what you are , a pantomime - you look like the matrix, wild wild west , pirate's of the Carribbean and mad max having an emotionally unstable identity crisis .... years ago the Ken's and Barbie's were supposed to be the mainstream , then it was skinny internet kids dressing up as lumberjacks ...these days its you ' not so alternative - alternative scene ' 😆
Warning : the Original Arts Hole - Volatile if Shaken : Danger ....stuff that in your " Stonehouse " 😤

Saturday, 18 May 2024

Online dating and cattle markets

A very Good Evening to you ☺️ Ha ha ha ...no that doesn't include you 😆 During both Brexit and COVID there was obvious online traffic limitations in place ( which is unfortunate because it inhibited what can be demonstrated during usual trade , on the basis of the dinosaurs alone a regular trade of about 10k per month 😆 hence the loss of earnings ticket prices that have been formulated for the legal processes ) So it was an observable impact - of course my observations on this were running long before , any of the actual stuff came out about the twitter files or any of that stuff ... I ran an experiment during the Brexit issue concerning algorithmic response to try to isolate any opportunities to undermine the apparent censorship ...and as they say , sex sells - all I did was create a bunch of profiles across platforms and measured the traffic responses - it got a little weirder during the COVID era so I ran the same experiment to determine again , whether the censorship algorithm was still limited to the obvious social media outlets ...but the shut down was much more thorough .... I've made extensive notes and in conjunction with my now extensive legal complaint system against ...well pretty much everybody 😆 it makes for compensation claims against some internet giants and the half baked home office too 😆 I hope that clarifies it a little ... I did as you know - begrudgingly use it as a social interaction platform during the end of lockdown - that's when our paths crossed ... But you know from subsequent conversations I personally believe these days that 90 % of the profiles on these sites are just the same 200 assholes in 6 month rotations ....like a STD recycling centre, like the clubbing and bar scene in plymouth .... And as I have caricatured in conversation - in my mind 190 of the 200 are an equivocal scene to the end of the night at a two bit night club - you got the fat guys that's had too much to drink and wants to go home with anyone - and the timid fat chick that has finally worked up surpressed sexual intent that she wants to go home with anyone but the drunk guy - the desperate hangers on - lingering long after the lights have come on and the glasses are being collected 😆 I know that's a long winded roundup - but I might use that write up on an online profile sometime 😆 Only 90% remember 😆....at the end of the pandemic , in a village where I didn't know anyone , with online presence at it's absolute lowest and social isolation really apparent after the previous years worth of drama ....even i was there in a genuine capacity .... As a matter of odds there would have to be some wheat among the chaff 😆 but other than the occasional genuine newbies, its nothing but a shitty bingo lottery at a damp reeking caravan park with nothing , nothing but losing balls ...

The Braying Herd

Just doing some keyword research and porn related search terms are in the top 5 in every territory worldwide (more searches for porn than weather!). Universal credit is 19th term in UK. I’m trying not to be sad for the World but… 🥺
Ha ha ha - yeah, I know all about it 😬 I have done some experiments to this effect - I used to use online dating platforms as a bit of a shady way of generating additional online interactions at various intervals ... Honestly there is grounds to despair - but in the words of some fictitious character ...... ' there is still good left in this world , and it is worth fighting for ' ....I have just enough ' faith ' to agree with the sentiment in the statement 🙃

Monday, 13 May 2024

The Arts Hole Legal Dept.

a little over a year ago a bunch of lunatics did some additional damage to our already damaged , basket case of an economy ( which has been runnung on fiction since the 1970's ) and as a result i thought i woukd run an experiment - if Lizzy Truss can be a prime minister, if boris Johnson can be a prime minister , if Donald trump can be a president ...if all of this makes sense , corroborated rational sense to some ethereal ' man in charge ' ....well then my pet Rabbit can be a legal representstive !! the original trial of this experiment yielded various results - the better aspects , other people were begining to trial similar principles and as such the rogue actions of a single loony suddenly has the creedence of crowd backed populism , the seeming currency of our age - a burgioning ' movement ' not so easily dismissed as a lone nutter ! the worst results of the ' experiment ' - your girlfriend steals your legal advisor and pet rabbit , throws herself amid a creepy pack of predators, on the insistence of a crack head bar fly , a bunch of morris dancing freemasons and a couple of angry gays .... " did a cross dressing socialist just poach my girlfriend whike she was going through a head stew of medication changes ? .....politics 🙄 " so a mixed bag of results, never one to be easily perturbed by inconvenient odds or adversities... the original Arts Hole Legal Dept. Mark 2
kindly direct all correspondence concerning trivialities such as taxes and such to .... mr Bruno - the Arts Hole Legal Dept. the Arts Hole Funny Farm. Holes Hole - west Devon but do bare in mind ,the billing rate for mr bruno is the same as my own - the original Arts Hole - approx £180 per hour as a base rate ... so you have to pay me £180 per hour ,well mr bruno £180 per hour , to teach him to read and write to a sufficient level before negoiations can even begin 🤔 stuff that in your standard procedure.

unable to see the trees for the wood

unable to see the trees for the wood

Underlying Eroticism

Underlying Eroticism

more than a few

more than a few

'Why Knot'

'Why Knot'
Amsterdam Land 2016

Whipping up some W.I.P's 2016

Whipping up some W.I.P's 2016
because needs must as the devil drives

The Tiffany Gallery

The Tiffany Gallery
East looe Cornwall since 1982 Artby Valerio U.K H.Q since 2006

The Tiffany Gallery

The Tiffany Gallery
Looe's longest running (est1982) Art Gallery and studios

Cornish Art ....Cornish Artists ..2008

Cornish Art ....Cornish Artists ..2008
the Invest in Real Art Campaign vs the corporate monsters

Artby Valerio :The Arts Hole 2004

Artby Valerio :The Arts Hole 2004
' if bush was bud ...even I wouldnt smoke it '

From the humble origins..

From the humble origins..
The Arts Hole Cornwall /on tour 2004

'Most Days 12- 5 ish'

'Most Days 12- 5 ish'
open unless closed ... depending on which country I am in x

Pause for a Thought

Pause for a Thought
The Valerio institute for Alternative Learning since 2011

Taking Stock

Taking Stock
St Ives

So What do you do for a living ?

So What do you do for a living ?
Running at full production Art Galleries ,Museums,Universities,Zoo's ....

Tiny Artby

Tiny Artby
So ...How long have you been doing this ?

The Daily Grind

The Daily Grind
Many people I speak to assume that being an Artist is all very nice .... generally because great aunt murial paints and she is always going off on little artists retreats and whatnot! or its the stark opposite , people think that you have to live in squalor and be stark raving mad! truth is there are components of both in my existence x

101 Reasons to Choose a Vocation in the Creative Industries

101 Reasons to Choose a Vocation in the Creative Industries
A series of Autobiographical Cartoons : In - Steadman x