Festivals , festivals these days are just beach parties for people that haven't got access to a beach
Lindt chocolate can fuck off , so can galaxies pledge that no harm will come to the rainforest or the women that work there if you just pop your feet up and have another cup of herbal tea ...lindt isn't prepared by a chocalatier In chefs whites , filling each delicate orb by hand , these things are shat out by a mechanical sphincter at the rate of ten thousand a day !!
A pair of DM's and a rainbow flag equate to an alternative nothing
The official complaint procedure isn't worth shit , you've got to line these bastards up for a law suit
Oh , yeah ....and Santa Claus isn't real !!
Bunch of fuckin halfwits sitting around in micro plastic onesies , stuffing eco sound - vegan chocolate into the hole in your head , and absorbing any level of third rate guff that's spewed from the idiot box via sky or netflix subscription, so long as it's vaguely related to something you might of had at least a mild interest in , at least once in your life ....
Electric cars are a fucking nonsense and so is your idea of being a little off-grid, tiny house , overnight oat peasant ....
The suburbs are just storage facilities for humans we can't otherwise find suitable use for ... administration vocations equate to the same !!
I don't care how ethically sourced you think your chocolate is and I don't care how you think your interpretive dance troup of bourgeois bullshit is more deserving if funding than the crumbling infrastructure that surrounds that stupid fucking vacuous look on your face
Oh yes , and by all means ....please do, fuck right off 😤
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