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Forged from Waves, Weather and Adversities ...' An Excessive portfolio,ranging from Architectural projects to Sculpture to Paintings in all mediums, but the real 'accomplishment' is the vivid 'signature' works in watercolour which express all manner of subjects in meditative mandalas that are immediately distinguishable. The level of design and precision makes these immaculate pieces colossal' .....but whatever x www.artsbyvalerio.webs.com Check out facebook Page Which has a link to the online shop /Twitter and all that Jazz always Artby ( Art-By Valerio ) Valerio.... ABV 100% / Artby/ Designby/Tutorialsby/ Innovationsby/Adventureby/Rebellionby/ Art By Valerio ABV100% since 2006 ' well, probably mad as a brush ! but the works rather good ! '

Tuesday 10 November 2015

 

to celebrate the launch of the first 100 limited edition print run of the new book '101 Reasons to choose a vocation in the creative industries ' the Artist will be hosting a weekend Cartoon workshop for all of those budding illustrators and graphic novel Artists.... come by and see how easy it can be to turn your ideas into something you can actually sell.




for one day only right next to metro Amstel station !


On  December 12th &13th 10 am - 4 pm  very exciting  Pop up course from Art op de Amstel !!open group session with international Artist ! 

full weekend Cartoon and Stencil workshop !

145 Euro for full weekend sessionS including provision of materials SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES

Sat 12th: Concept - Cartoon-/      Vegan Lunch     / Pictorial Association ANIMATION SCREENING

Sun 13th; Color  / Story lines /     Vegan Lunch    / Finished comics DISCUSSION AND TALK LED BY ARTIST Valerio author and creator of the soon to be released  '101 Reasons to choose a vocation in the creative industries '  

BOOKING ESSENTIAL AS LIMITED PLACES 10 % deposit to secure all places can be made via paypal and all other eloctronic means 

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Saturday 31 October 2015

DINOSAUR DAY NDSM Amsterdam 2015

Build A DinoSaur Weekend Workshop at NDSM ....... on the weekend of the 14th/15th of November we will be en mass assembling one of the largest upcycle sculptures we have ever undertaken ... so come along grab a paint brush and help us to build our very own dinosaur ! instruction / supervision in English and Dutch so come on by and bring the kids of course ! only 5 euro's ( all materials included ) per child per day ,we look forward to seeing you there
for all general inquiries please contact artbyvalerio@hotmail.co.uk
or call 06588 76384

Monday 19 October 2015

Art op de Amstel!

For a very short time we are looking to offer small classes and groups from our wonderful temporary position on The Amstel in Amsterdam ! our location is a wonderful and charming atmosphere based in a former Squat right next to De Omval Cafe op de Amstel ! the authenticity of the venue is absolutely exquisite and is the perfect place to come and take part in any of our class options be it basic introduction to Art .....or introduction to still life , or even life drawing , beginning options for graffiti workshops ! with so many options and prices starting from only 10 Euro's per hour ....or 25 euro for a day session ( approx 5 hours )...Why not ?

instruction for all levels and ages in

Illustration

Watercolors

acrylics

Oils

Sculpture

Mural/Graffiti

Custom Bike Workshops

Build A Dinosaur Workshops

As well as our ongoing one of and series session classes we offer a creative therapeutic hour for those in the corporate towers next door who just need to unwind and break or make something in their lunch break ! and of course if we cant tempt you with any of our home made light bites then De Omval Cafe will sure to be able you offer suitable refreshment after a lively creative session...

please feel free to contact us for inquiries about our ongoing syllabus or even to book a one off hour class / session.



of the introductory courses can be block booked for additional discount !

all inquiries can be made via the ArtbyValerio social media links or directly through artbyvalerio@hotmail.co.uk

we look forward to hearing from you x

Friday 16 October 2015

and now for something similar ... but different x


' 13 '




I have been re considering an earlier theme of works of late .... the general essence of the amorphous mandala can still be seen as the major theme , however with the incessant desire mankind has to over assign familiarity to foreign principle , so that we might better grapple with the unfathomable I am purposefully and playfully interjecting slightly more insistence in the topographical nuances and suggestible innuendo, each of these pieces will be orientated around specific themes ,.... in small sets of two and three panel pieces, however the specific descriptions and names of the pieces will be limited to a seemingly random number which will have a specific research-able relevance indicating a its strongest reference , through Architecture , Philosophy , Physics , and Mythology , in many instances themes can and will run in parallel, just to keep the eye and the mind guessing !

Monday 5 October 2015

we must flee ..... Spectacular Art Sale 09 October 2015 x

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Its all a learning curve !


All work and no play ..... encourages Jack to pour himself 





This bass relief sculpture is one of a series , the really remarkable this about these sculptures is not that they are completely hand carved using only small craft blades or the stunning material in which they are rendered ( red ceder slabs ) 

the really remarkable thing is that these stunning pieces of wood , a wood native to Northern  America 

'On most sites eastern redcedar grows slowly, and long rotations are required to produce conventional sawlogs. Because the wood is used for small items, however, and there is wide latitude in acceptable defects, shortening of rotations and intermediate harvesting of merchantable wood are possible. About 20 to 30 years are required for posts and 40 to 60 years for sawtimber (11,25)'.

The above excerpt is from USDA forest service on line reference concerning juniperus virginiana !

these pieces of wood that are an absolute delight to work with and yet they were simply discarded ... thrown out for land fill , having been seen to be unfit for someones kitchen after what can only be assumed was limited use .....

so there is this tree growing down on the gulf of mexico somewhere its taken it 60 years to get to its current state amid the scenery it sits ........ so some one over here in europe can have a kitchen worktop for a couple of years before throwing it out on the street so that it can be hauled away in great big gasoline consuming vans to big man made holes in the ground and dumped in there with all of the out of vogue phones and outdated p.c's .

but then why not ,... why stop there ...when you can get some guy in some remote once scenic valley  blow huge chunks of granite out of a mountain and send you that ... thats what you need .... that will make the place just right.....indeed just what the kitchen needs !

this really has descended into some sort of clearly visible raving madness !

Sunday 5 July 2015

Why I love the Girls of the Red Light !

It is easy to remain confused about the importance and sometimes even the basis of a well formed opinion these days! Although maintaining a fixed perspective is of course a very constrictive means of living as well, but the level of personally biased information we are constantly being fed can be enough to eschew even a well informed yet open minded opinion.

Personally ...... I love the Girls of the Red Light District ...... every single one of them !

Its easy to forget that aside from the services they provide for the braying members of the British , American and German stag parties ......cheering and jeering in their alcohol and drug induced manias at the pretty little creatures that adorn the windows and doorways of Amsterdam's Red Light District.

Unfortunately, no! The watered down , Walt Disney , everything for recreation and indulgence has led us far astray from the functionality and importance of the original purpose..... kind of in the same way that organized religion , or even the military complex abandoned their lofty ideals for the glitz and glamour, pomp and ceremony of the mere ritual , the presence and the visage.

When it comes to the girls of the Red Lights , it is of course important to keep in mind that there are some fairly macabre elements at play in this world , I also know that the machinations of evil and greedy people ..... certainly in this day and age, tends to hold the perverting sway to to the formation of common policy! but remember this ...... hell hath no fury like a women scorned !

Unfortunately what the great middle class tourist trade tends to forget, is that the city center of Amsterdam,Venice or even London, Paris or Berlin Have become are ready rendered scenes for you your selfie stick and your facebook page. These places are now filled with minimum wage service staff, for the students and tourists that occupy these once proud hubs of culture and enterprise !
All so the great middle class tourist can for a week or so of their meager existence are able and enabled to feel superior to their fellow human beings , under the insane justifications of working hard and deserving this !?

If we remove the attitude of being perpetually hard done by ......of all of those preconceived notions that ' we work as hard if not harder than anyone we know' and the idea that we simply deserve all of the little superficial treats and indulgences that our ill gotten wages will afford us !

Let us try to remember that a young women selling an intimate experience foe a mere fifty euro's, is a person. A person that went through a youth an adolescence and a whole lifetimes experiences, prior to you drooling at her and daring your mate to ' have a go ' because his wife or girlfriend or whatever isnt here on holiday with them ! from an impartial observers point of view ...... it is all a terribly tawdry mess !

Personally I liken these girls more to nurses than the Hollywood nympho whores from our warped western porno interpretations.
I am sure there are some girls that are being exploited, but these days especially in places like the Netherlands this is becoming a much less common occurrence.

Which is exactly why the natural fabric wearing feminists ideals , and common argument that these women need to be saved is so misguided and in truth dangerous !

Let is just imagine for a moment that the world is not like the advertisements we attempt to build our lives around, that not everyone has perfect teeth , perfect hair and a perfect sense of well being to match the balance of some high interest account and a perfect balance of work and home life !

lets for the sake of this little story , imagine that we are.... perhaps a little older than we are ..... or less attractive than we are ........ maybe we were divorced widowed or even perpetually single ? Hard to imagine for some ! but thsi imaginary position of loneliness is very real to some ! And it is for these people that the ever welcoming embrace of the Girls of the Red Light District will remain ever important !

In an age where the internet offers poor substitution for genuine human contact and interaction, it is all the more important for these girls ...... those strong enough ..... or weak enough  ( depending on your own warped preconceived notions )  to be able to carry on representing one of , if not the oldest professions any of our ramshackle cultures have been able to maintain for millenia

The things that continue to bring foreign tourists to foreign cities was never the guarantee that they could get their usual Starbucks coffee or MacDonald happy meal at the destination that they could get from tye point of origin !

This is the great mistake of the contemporary consumerist culture.

Its fine being able to visit Armani or Luis Vuitton in any city ...... but it wont be a reason to go there, so lets not forget this as the speculators lay waste to the last interesting spaces , and as the elected authorities attempt to ' clean up ' the Red light District in an attempt to turn it into another hellish clone of Kalverstraat ..... or SoHo ....... or rodeo drive ......... or Saint marks square ...... with no new legacies of excellence being forged, just the regurgitation of easily identifiable brands controlled by the perpetual greed of the shareholders that come to look at and take photos of the cities that used to exist around their investments!

Wednesday 15 April 2015

Real Art News: Watch this Space ...... V's Place ( Vey's Plaat ) ...

Real Art News: Watch this Space ...... V's Place ( Vey's Plaat ) ...: I had to take a few minutes just to throw a graphic together cos its getting closer and closer ......WTS



















Holy Shit .... UPDATE 2018 !! 

weesperzijde has been destroyed by the Gemeente !!! WTF 



a pertinent end !!!

but not to worry.... still kicking around the city, in some of the more interesting and still independent spaces left here , check out ADM/ Ruighoord/ OT301... and of course NDSM Werf  one of my newest temporary bases of 'operations ' ....



all things are temporary, or so it seems in this perpetually transient existence of having to fix up other peoples properties every couple of years or so .... cest la vie I guess ,maybe I should just go and sell some sufficiently heated , wholesale cheap meat products to a braying public instead

I am sure I would make a million ;) 




Sunday 22 March 2015


As festival season approaches ...... ' Rotating the Herd '


text update august 2017

The festival fest of uber festivities Remember when Glastonbury and woodstock and the isle of white pop festival were benchmark occasions .... in some instances they were actually callings and/or happenings to the extent that people who didn't even have a ticket came along fast forward a couple of decades and the 90's sort of took place and reading festival and a few others started popping up for those who felt that their genre of music or branding weren't being represented in the mainstream festival festivities Fast forward another decade or two and I really don't think you culd throw a stick without it landing in the overlapping perimeters of some half baked poorly headlined gathering or another where the happenings of the past were about inclusion about community and a new generation casting off the societal expectations of their predecessors and attempting to forge a new way , now we have mtv crashing places fucking advertisement saturated coca cola sipping MTV ...... Jeremy bloody Corbyn appearing on the pyramid stage .... and even bloody lu lu supposedly headlining the most local of the local festivals in my parish this summer ( and correct me if I am wrong .... but no one really wanted to see lu lu even when she was on the radio in a contemporary fashion in her own era ) but hey who doesn't still want an excuse to be charged hundreds of pounds to attend a space that has free access the whole rest of the year ?? who doesn't want to get all covered in glitter or battery operated devil horns / rainbow flags ..... and what used to be referred to as vintage clothing , while paying through the nose for some hearty ' vegan ' nutrition from the back of some burnouts van ( but only because that burn out paid all the applicable fees and insurances ) well me actually ...... I have no interest these days in listening to some millennial lost soul in a mankini spouting some guff rumi quote about how its all going to be fine and dandy if we just love each other a bit more !!! ( and hey I am all for the love ) just not the semi diluted with a solution of mandi / ketamine and coke spoused by some halfwit with more student debt than acumen, whose parents probably brought the festival ticket for by selling insurance or as acting as some ghost in one of our failing administrations ..... no .....nope ..... sorry but no dice Aldous Huxley's book a brave new world is brought up as a common reference to todays ' culture ' ahem ....... and I think with good reason , although most would site the Orwellian matrix of the artistically represented society as being the main noteworthy topic .... personally I think its in the lesser mentioned connotation of the book ..... the hippy reservations that our main character comes from ..... that is what for me at least holds the darkest and starkest example of what is really at stake from all of this revenue driving ( and collecting ) revelry ...... you can be as free as you want , just so long as you have brought the ticket ........oh dear x

Monday 9 March 2015

Jeeezz not this again x


you know I have spent a great deal of my life doing up property for someone else ....

secure the revenue , find the premises, commence trade ...over and over again  

Thursday 26 February 2015

101 Reasons to Choose a Vocation in the Creative Industries

Valerio's 'In - Steadman' Cartoons illustrated book to be released later this year x

 
A little over a while ago I started to produce these little autobiographical cartoons in my sketchbooks as I was going about my day to day business to act as a kind of diary record, then some years later I held an Exhibition ' My Back Pages ' during which several of my sketchbooks went on public display and over all were very well received, the common and recurring interest was largely concerning the ' cartoons ' . I have subsequently re drawn and exhibited the original series of cartoons and time again the reception for these little footnotes has been excellent.

In Light of the independent success of the 'In- Steadman' Cartoons I am very pleased to announce the forthcoming Release of ' 101 reasons to choose a career in the creative industries -A series of autobiographical cartoons . In - Steadman ' by me Valerio hooray ! This coffee table masterpiece will feature as the title suggests over 100 cartoons from the ' In - Steadman ' series, along with background stories and anecdotes that might just change your understanding of the creative process.

At the moment it looks as thought we will have a launch date for the end of  2015 but we will keep you posted ! x

http://artsbyvalerio.webs.com/apps/webstore/products/show/6500587 follow the link to order your copy of the first  series of limited edition hand signed issues due for release begining of january 2016 with this special order ensure christmas delivery x only 100 in this 1st edition series so order now !

A Nursery Rhyme or a Nightmare x

The Owl and the Pussy Cat went to sea in a beautiful pea GREEN boat ,but neither had a bloody clue how to keep the thing afloat x  

Monday 16 February 2015

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Amsterdam 2015


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Win A Weekends accommodation @ V'S PLACE In The Fantastic City Of Amsterdam by Entering our facebook Competition .

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Thursday 22 January 2015

From the Architecture by Valerio Collection



Featuring my own ' Green Star House ' both the modular and family community dwellings in the foreground with a rendition of my own ' Mile Wide City ' both designs were coined after considerations regarding conventional spatial allocations, and the inherent flaws in contemporary considerations for spatial allocations based on  minimum requirements.

This image gives a hypothetical impact example of alternative design and construction methods, the view is from Sharpitor in Dartmoor national park with Burrator reservoir and sheeps tor in the middle ground and the mile wide city sited exactly over the urban footprint of Plymouth in Devon, U.K.


Note if you scroll down to the bottom of the blog feed there is a a photo that shows the full scale of this piece and its sister work ' the pair being entitled ' heaven and hell ' an intended contemporary parody to the classical work ' The Garden of Earthly Delights '

Tuesday 20 January 2015

New Venue Opening SOON

Competition Coming SOON!

To Celebrate our upcoming launch of our new Art Gallery, Design Studio and Well Being Centre in Amsterdam we are going to be giving away a wonderful weekends free accommodation for two at our  bespoke facility in the City.

                

Watch this Space for Competition Info

Dont Miss .....V's Plaat Amsterdam

Opening Spring 2015

Monday 19 January 2015

Grand Opening Prize Giveaway. Vey's Plaat . Amsterdam.nl

To celebrate opening our new ' Kunst Galerie en Ontwerp Kantoor and Well Being Centre ( sorry I'm not sure how to say the last bit in dutch just at the right now )in Amsterdam,We are offering this fantastic giveaway of a weekends free accommodation at our fantastic new premises in Amsterdam!

The Facility:

 Our Gallery will show case the same fantastic ranges of Fine Art works that people have come to expect from the Valerio Name Including the celebrated and award winning  bespoke Architectural and Interior Design services and solutions as offered by the artist! . A comprehensive Art and Design  reference Library. Interactive displays and exhibitions. and don't miss 'Sunday nights Blue Jazz Jam ' a little retro vintage touch of greenwich village in Amsterdam .Our well being centre focuses on enriching the body with balanced diet exercise and meditation Offering complimentary therapies Talks , discussions and Treatments and training. Our Pit Stop cafe is open daily offering  delicious home made vegan light bites snacks and refreshments to help keep you fueled and full of positive energy.


For your chance to win a free weekends accommodation for two in the wonderful city of Amsterdam just share this post and tag yourself in the comment and we will announce the lucky winner on the 30th april 2015 so get sharing and we will keep posting updates as the closing date draws nearer !                        

                                            Vey's Plaat Opening Spring 2015               Amsterdam City Centre N.L

                      Good Luck and hope to see you soon !

                                               The Valerio Institute of Alternative learning : Dartmoor U.K

The prize includes Bed and Breakfast( a traditional full breakfast or a fine organic vegan alternative option from our own line of tasty homemade organic treats )  for two adults at our wonderful facility in central amsterdam For 3 nights for use between 01-05-2015 and 31-10-2015. You will be picked up from central station in  a horse drawn carriage and two chilled glasses of champagne and brought directly to your accommodation at V's Place Amsterdam ( optionally via coffeeshop) where you can check in for your first night in our guest suite. with the option of either a Reiki treatment session or a guided meditation to really help you relax into your mini break. 


from the people that brought you The Arts Hole , The Arts House , and the Valerio institute of Alternative Learning ...............................amongst other things 

Thursday 15 January 2015

unable to see the trees for the wood

unable to see the trees for the wood

Underlying Eroticism

Underlying Eroticism

more than a few

more than a few

'Why Knot'

'Why Knot'
Amsterdam Land 2016

Whipping up some W.I.P's 2016

Whipping up some W.I.P's 2016
because needs must as the devil drives

The Tiffany Gallery

The Tiffany Gallery
East looe Cornwall since 1982 Artby Valerio U.K H.Q since 2006

The Tiffany Gallery

The Tiffany Gallery
Looe's longest running (est1982) Art Gallery and studios

Cornish Art ....Cornish Artists ..2008

Cornish Art ....Cornish Artists ..2008
the Invest in Real Art Campaign vs the corporate monsters

Artby Valerio :The Arts Hole 2004

Artby Valerio :The Arts Hole 2004
' if bush was bud ...even I wouldnt smoke it '

From the humble origins..

From the humble origins..
The Arts Hole Cornwall /on tour 2004

'Most Days 12- 5 ish'

'Most Days 12- 5 ish'
open unless closed ... depending on which country I am in x

Pause for a Thought

Pause for a Thought
The Valerio institute for Alternative Learning since 2011

Taking Stock

Taking Stock
St Ives

So What do you do for a living ?

So What do you do for a living ?
Running at full production Art Galleries ,Museums,Universities,Zoo's ....

Tiny Artby

Tiny Artby
So ...How long have you been doing this ?

The Daily Grind

The Daily Grind
Many people I speak to assume that being an Artist is all very nice .... generally because great aunt murial paints and she is always going off on little artists retreats and whatnot! or its the stark opposite , people think that you have to live in squalor and be stark raving mad! truth is there are components of both in my existence x

101 Reasons to Choose a Vocation in the Creative Industries

101 Reasons to Choose a Vocation in the Creative Industries
A series of Autobiographical Cartoons : In - Steadman x