Big Reveiw T.V

oh dear what can I say .......

well its wonderful to know that in a tiny place like London you can find stuff like a Bakers that do ' artisan ' bread  ...and even a Hair Salon ... that does well you know hair ...

which is it going to be ... should we all be delighted that some great big corporation have assembled a team of worldly twenty something year old salary secure little bitches ( men and/or women ) and  have suddenly taken a interest in the small business owner on the high street ?

or should we all be completely disgusted that once again we have been fooled .... I have been watching a few things today ...well it is a Sunday as well as a new years day ... so as well as producing immaculate hand rendered images ... trying to reclaim the word artisan ..... and designing a few buildings ..... trying to offer some value to the word genius again!! and in doing so ... I kind of get the feeling that some one in middle management who couldn't get their daughter into anything prime time ... came up with this little gimmick .... and its all very trendy ... very nice ..... very skinny jeans and beard .. but no axe ... and if you are anything like me then the whole thing stinks as bad as a coca cola advert.

I don't have a problem with the people in London having access to.....o.k sure if they want to call it 'artisan' bread to justify the extra pound twenty that it will cost over your usual loaf ..... I don't mind if they have access to bread ... or Italian hair products .... or any of the other things these people need to justify the sorry state of their day.

I would prefer if they grew the fucking wheat themselves .... or at least a portion of it at least .... and same with the coffee ... and grapes ... and milk ... and all of those lovely naturally sourced fair traded Himalayan salt / coconut oils .... or Ethiopian goats cheese ..... I am spending quite a lot of time at the moment in this ridiculous monument to its own arrogance that is London Town .... and aside from absolutely loathing the place ( literally it takes me about 1-2 hours in this place before I start considering getting myself tested for torretts syndrome ) and you know what you should do .... we should run a national advert .. not one of these fucking lovely local ... keep it in the community adverts .... we need a great big government  sponsored add ... that simply says   London : although you might not notice at first ... we have more than coffee franchises and Old Money so don't bulldoze us just yet ..... although I am sure you know where my vote sits for that already

so just fuck right off ..... stop trying to rebrand yourself as some grass roots champion of the people

right now we need thinkers and we need farmers .... and that is about it!! anyone reading this that thinks they might be able to offer some respite for the world ... by carrying on , erm carrying on .... or worse if you are attempting to emulate or perpetuate the colossal failings of the previous generation !! if you are a student attempting to ' improve ' the prospects of your own directionless assholery by paying a fortune for a worthless education whilst taking a few shifts in some grotesque coffee franchise , or some ridiculous middle management type that has resigned themselves to working in some non tax paying corporate edifice ... be that public or private , so that you one day might be able to afford your own little middle class off grid personal paradise ( which seems to be the common consensus ) ....I am afraid that you are so grossly misinformed as to perhaps actually be one of the most dangerous creatures in the world !!! happy fucking new year !!!