A Beautiful One Bedroom Apartment Available

in Plymouth ? …. you have got to be joking ?

In the U.K in general ….. incredibly unlikely !!!

Jeeez I have really come to utterly detest this Concrete carbuncle of a so called city … Boris Johnsons Brexit Britain's Ocean City - Mayflower 400, harrumph and some bunting ….. or some such utter hogwash and pomposity, with a very polished accent and meticulously turned out in tweed with a media degree … fucking jeeezuz wept where was I going with this ??

Oh , Yes , Property … or the distinct lack thereof , or so it seems at least !

'A nice one bedroom apartment' … it just does not exist , it simply isn't a thing ! certainly not amidst the shambles that is the Plymouth's sad excuse for housing stock !but then by and large I think that is a general rule of thumb for most places really … ever been to London ? where people think that it makes some sort of sense to accept a retail market that offers single bedsit style dwellings without windows for a staggering 300k - 400k ….. Insane !! all because Margaret thatcher kicked off this demented notion that there are properties … and they are all on a ladder … and if you get on at the bottom then through slow progressive steps you can ' ascend ' your original lowly position ?? …. didn't they sell us the same shit about working hard and getting ahead ?? and now boris Johnson and Donald fucking trump run the whole free world … during a global pandemic !! by working hard and getting ahead … yeah I am sure they both started out with a single room in a shitty shared house and through grit and determination , became the ' men ' they are today!!!! …

it stands to reason that all animals have requirements of their environments ….. air, water , nutrition

whoa !! is that correct though ? because it also stands to reason that all things just adapted to an ever changing environment ever since it smudged its way out of the primordial ooze ….

ooze !! so we are back at the original point I was making !! about the Plymouth housing stock and the ever spouted delusion that a human should want to live in a ' dwelling ' with no garden , fuck all scenery - bad plumbing - dodgy electrics and a perpetual damp problem - in these economically emaciated corpses of what capitalism once tried to be - these dead cities …. this utterly decayed city in particular, Plymouth ….in this arse hole corner of boris johnsons Brexit Britain in Donald trumps age of the charlatan !!

stunning - luxury - modern living ( t.v and bed are your only furniture right?)one bedroom apartment available - no parking - no garden - no smoking - no pets - no dss - no self employed - no retired - 6 months deposit and two months rent in advance … only £900 per month

personally I think that humanity can only do as well as it can with the tools that it has at its disposal - personally I think everyone should have the option at least to have and maintain a decent library - of course we are in the digital age - so as well as hard copy literature - of course there should be scope in everyoneslibrary for the digital element that we have evolved to accept as ' normal '

I think it would be advantageous if everyone had a garden … and an actual garden here guys , come on - a means of permanently social distancing if you like - and no a tiny little balcony just isn't going to cut it !

Livestock !! fucking right everyone should have the means to retain the option of having and keeping livestock

so you can take your poxy notion of Chinese spatial allocations for the general public and fuck right off with it !!! some asshole thought they could treat the inevitable property purchase power of every adult human as something to bolster an economy against - and it turns out it was a fucking huge mistake !!

so take your tiny one bedroom apartments and you can flush the fucking lot into the sea - actually you know what don't even do that ! the plastic content will only be depressing !!!